reading slowburn fics:

character: surely i'm only noticing them because they're my best friend, right?

me: you're gay

character: i wonder why i'm attracted to this person

me: ur fuccin gay

character: man i should really stop fantasizing about them, someone might think I was a HOMO or something

me: g    a    y

character: oh golly gosh i wonder why the way their eyes glint in the moonlight and the way their laugh makes my stomach turn into butterflies makes me wanna kiss them so badly right now

me: WELL GEEZ DARNIT MAN I DUNNO MAYBE THEY HAVE SOMETHING ON THEIR LIPS AND YOU WANNA HELP THEM GET IT OFF ALREADY